Vanesa The Walrus

• Random Villager: Can your "science" explain why it rains?
• Sokka: YES! YES IT CAN!

lookatthisfuckingcorgi:

These corgis may seem intense with their LARPing, but they are very serious about rescuing the princess from the evil dragon in the giant castle.

laughcentre:

randomrumiel:

qwopette:

pricklylegs:

Watermelon slaughter…

It doesn’t matter what kind of blog you have, this won’t make it ugly. Please reblog this and raise awareness of watermelon abuse.

I wish I could jump into that pile and eat it all omfg I love watermelon

feel the air, dude ^

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i left my iphone on the counter and when i wasn’t looking my dad took a really scary/ ugly/ creepy/ unsettling/ weird picture of himself and set it as my background. i literally screamed when i first saw it and now i just think it’s so funny so i decided that i’m never changing my wallpaper again

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superheroesandsuperhusbands:

moriartyyy:

robert downey jr’s name is actually robert 

like 

his friends call him robert 

not robert downey jr.

that’s weird.

even weirder. johnny depp calls him bob.

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meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

• Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
• Brother: that's not fair
• Mom: DO AS I SAY.
• Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
• Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
• Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

the-mad-angel-with-a-box:

ancient-amateur:

When you realise people born in 2000 will be teenagers next year…　 

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titsforpresident:

the other day my mom heard me and my friend talking about how we hate hipsters

she now associates everything bad with the word hipster

yesterday she said “your father is being such a hipster right now”

today she said “your room is so hipster please go clean it”

this is just like the time she thought “ratchet” meant good

“wow the food at this restaurant is so ratchet”

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grinnyweasley:

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I TOTALLY have Deans screaming and saying “That was scary” as a ring tone. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT!!